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| What the hell was I thinking? |
| 06.29.04 (12:38 pm) |
Puppies…their cute and a pain in the ass all at the same time. Don’t get me wrong, I love him, but damn I need sleep! lol Last night was the first night we made him sleep in his cage, it went relatively well, but he did wine off and on. The potty training is going much better too! We started him on the leash as well. He’s not liking it at all either! He does fine off the leash, but here they have a leash law. So…he’s got to learn!
Bethany is home, for a little while. She leaves tomorrow to go on vacation with her half sister. She’s going to Arkansas for a week. She’s really excited. I was so looking forward to spending the whole week with her, but I can’t tell her no when it comes to her sister. Billy (the son) is here too, he leaves tomorrow as well.
It’s so funny; Bethany has always wanted a little brother. Now that she has one (so to speak) she’s changed her mind. She comes down the stairs complaining that he won’t leave her alone. I told her I thought she wanted a little brother. Her comment, “I wanted a baby brother!” Well, Bethany, they grow up and this is what you get. She’s totally rethinking the whole concept now! lol Kids…what are you going to do?
Jenn is doing much better I think. She’s still very busy with the kids, that’s why she hasn’t had time to blog! She misses all of you guys though! I can’t even begin to imagine what it’s like for her. Hopefully with Bethany out of her hair she will have the time to sit and think long enough to blog!
The weather here sucks! It’s supposed to rain all week long. Normally I love this weather, but when you got two kids in the house, it sucks!
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| A friend in need… |
| 06.28.04 (2:56 pm) |
Sometimes in life you find yourself in a situation that TOTALLY sucks!! Someone you love is hurting and there is absolutely nothing you can do to alleviate the pain. I feel so helpless, and I don’t like it one bit.
Jenn has come to a point in her son’s life where she has to make a very crucial decision. I don’t envy her in the slightest. Logan (her oldest) is autistic. I don’t want to go into great detail here, but he can be very hard to handle at times. He doesn’t seem to be getting better, and it’s to the point where she has a hard time dealing with his “outbursts”.
This said, I want you to know one thing. Logan loves you and knows that you love him. You have to consider the welfare of the “whole” family. He won’t hate you for it, just keep him stocked up with Cheetos and he’ll be fine!
I’m here for you whenever you need me! If it counts, I think your doing the right thing!
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| New mommy |
| 06.26.04 (2:37 pm) |
Yep folks, you heard me right. I’m a new mommy, again! lol
As of thursday our family has grown. We have a new addition. A stafshire Terrier, a.k.a. pit bull. He’s a cutie too. He’s only two months old and feisty as they come.
Let me just tell you, a puppy can be and is as much trouble as a baby. At least with new babies they have diapers, and they don’t run around my apartment chewing on everything!! We got him a bed (cage) to sleep in; however he prefers to sleep with us! Last night was spent downstairs, with me on the couch and Billy on the floor trying desperately to get some sleep. The first night was a sleepless night for me. I think he was going through separation anxiety. He's much better now, already starting to learn to go potty outside!
The best part of it for me is this is Billy’s first puppy. He’s never had his own dog before. He named him Shanahan, Shany for short. Billy and I both are huge Detroit Redwings fans, much to the dismay of most of our friends! lol
Another long weekend with nothing but work to do. Billy’s son is in town for a while, we will get him Monday. So I have a long full week ahead of me too! I get to spend the whole week with both the kiddos! They don't know about the puppy yet, can't wait to see their faces!
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| Life defining moments….. |
| 06.24.04 (12:06 am) |
Have you ever had a life defining moment? Do you even know what I mean? This is going to sound really weird, but I’ve actually had many. Maybe I’m sensitive in this way. More so than others, but I have. I’m sort of addicted to them. They give you a rush like no synthetic drug possibly could.
I love my life. I’ve been blessed with a charmed and extremely lucky life. I’m not lucky in the sense that you would first think. I’m not big into the lottery, I’ll buy a ticket every once in a blue moon. I just never win. My luck is the type of luck that is life changing.
When we moved to Texas I was only four years old. Just after I turned 5, we moved to Palmer (a.k.a. Podunk Ville) and I met my best friend. We lived two houses apart on the same street, and spent damn near every hour of every day together up until our sophomore year in high school. We had many ups and downs, but throughout it all she remained a constant in my life. For twenty seven years now, she’s been my best friend. I love that I have someone like her in my life.
Motherhood was most unexpected at the time. I never really wanted to have children. When I got pregnant with Bethany, I realized that this was something that I had to do. Changed my world in ways that I never thought it would. I love my daughter with all my heart, in a way I never knew I was capable of loving another human being. She has made me a much better person. I love that I’m a mom, and very proud of myself. For all her little idiosyncrasies, she’s a wonderful child. Beautiful and smart, sweet and kind, annoying and over dramatic. I walk around often wondering how I brought her to life!!
Racing was truly a life changing experience. It’s changed me in so many ways you can’t even begin to imagine. Some big, some small. Ten years ago, you could have told me I would learn how to change my own oil, and I would have called you a damn fool. I learned so much from the two and half years I raced. I can weld, paint, and use numerous power tools with ease. I love that I got that opportunity. I love that it taught me so many things about myself at the same time.
I wrote this a while back, but thought I would post it just to see what folks had to say. I may moan and groan, but as apparent in this post, I love my life. I’m a lucky gal; I know it and am very thankful for it. I pray a lot, I don’t ever want God to find out how lucky he made me and think he needs to change things! Me and the man above aren’t tight, but I still respect him!!
I’ve had so many more, but those are the big ones. Have you had any life defining moments? Care to share? What was it and what affect did it have on you?
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| My best friend Jenn Part 2 |
| 06.23.04 (12:51 pm) |
It was my 18th birthday. We were so excited about going out and celebrating. Got new digs and we were headed out to see Shannondoah at Billy Bob’s. We were going to have a blast. (This was back in our “country” days) We had become “regulars” at Billy Bob’s. All the guys knew us and thanks to Jenn getting sweet with the bouncers, we more than likely going to get in for free!
After hours of getting ready, we pile into my very first car. It was a powder blue 85 Ford Tempo, four doors. It was ugly, but it was mine. We had roughly an hour drive ahead of us. Half way there…it starts to rain. We don’t care; we just knew this was going to be a night to remember. (It was….but for all the wrong reasons….)
Then we get lost……(yeah me…can you believe I got lost…lol) And when I say lost, I mean we drove through parts of downtown Ft. Worth that I didn’t even know existed. Then we got a flat tire. We drove around for at least an hour lost with no idea where we were or how to get to where we needed to be. Then we start getting into the part of town where all the windows are boarded up…there were no pay phones, we were alone and lost and scared at this point! It was still raining too.
Out of the blue, a truck passes us. I remember making the comment that it was rude they didn’t slow down to see if we needed help. Here were are cruising along at about 5 mph, with our flashers on and they just drove right on by. Then as luck would have it, we noticed this truck pulled over at a dead end street. The guys are standing outside their truck. So Jenn and I desperate for help take off running down this street hollering at them asking if they can help us. Not knowing that they were pulled over so they could use the bathroom…..I can’t even begin to imagine what these guys were thinking.
They helped us though, changed my tire, and pretended that they had locked my keys in my trunk. (Not funny) Then we were all on our way. They ended up joining us at Billy Bob’s.
By the time we got there, Shannondoah was long gone…there weren’t even tire tracks left from when the bus left by the time we got there. The guys turned out to be psychos. The one cried all night about how his girlfriend left him, and the other we aren’t sure what happened to him.
Then we pile pack into my POS Ford and headed home. At a whopping 45 mph, cause your not supposed to go faster than that on those little donut tires. I’m sure at the time, it was a wasted night. There were moments where we were literally scared shittless. Moments where we were happy to finally get to where we were going. Now, it’s one of my favorite stories to tell!!
Love you Jenn….mean it!!
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| My best friend Jenn Part 1 |
| 06.22.04 (2:24 pm) |
I've got something in the works, so this is just a little walk down memory lane.
I've decided that Jenn and I need an anniversary. After 27 years of friendship, I think it's high time we start celebrating it. Lord knows it's not easy putting up with her. (I'm sure she feels the same about me! lol) So together we have decided that June 30th will be “our” anniversary.
She and I grew up on the same street. Her parents and mine were friends and spent many nights playing dominoes, cards or whatever game they felt the need to play. Which left Jenn and I open to do just about whatever we wanted. I can’t tell you everything we did, some of it our parents still don’t know about and we would both like to keep it that way! (Sorry moms…)
Growing up in a small town like Palmer was at times fun. Growing up are curfew was “dark thirty”. We would get up in the mornings and stay gone literally all day long. Back then it was okay, you didn’t have to worry about things like you do now.
There was an older couple that lived on our street, Ruth and “Uncle Jessie”. We spent many hours with Uncle Jessie. I can’t count the number of lemonade and koolade stands we had in the back of this mans truck. Ruth used to make jelly, it never had fruit in it, and every bottle tasted just like the last. I remember going around and collecting old baby food jars for her so she could put her “jelly” in them.
I can’t remember which birthday it was; Jenn had a slumber party, and decided we were going to have a singing contest. Mind you neither of us could carry a tune if our life depended on it. At the time, we were head over hills for Air Supply. The tape was so worn that all the writing was gone. Jenn and I did a duet and of course we won. We invented a new drink too. (You remember this?) We took OJ and cool whip stuck it in the blender and got sick off the shit. What possessed us to do this I will never know!
I got more….but you have to wait….the next one is a good one too!! lol
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| Fathers Day |
| 06.20.04 (1:21 pm) |
Today is actually a very sad day for me. I miss my dads so much! I say dads, because I have so many. My mom is currently on her 4th marriage. (She’s done this time, I’m sure of it)
My father, the man who helped in bringing me into this world, was a career military man. I was born in Spain, and the entire four years we were there, he was in Turkey. I never really knew the man. I get a birthday card or email every year and every Christmas there is always a check in my card. I got the opportunity to actually meet the man in 97, spent a week with him. It was wonderful, but wasn’t enough to cure the void his absence has caused in my heart. I love him, and he means the world to me. Without him, I wouldn’t even be here.
My Daddy, the man who raised me, spoiled me, taught me manners and loves me with out hesitation is Ron. I currently have no way to get a hold of him, and it’s breaking my heart. He’s been going through some tuff times and due to unfortunate happenings I can’t seem to reach him. My dad is the greatest man alive as far as I am concerned. The man came into my life when I was around 8 years old, I was so hungry for a father and he was more than willing to fill the void. I instantly became a “daddy’s girl”. This man had a smile that could light the room, and the bluest eyes you have every looked into. I remember working for him and everyone would go on and on at how much I looked like my daddy. Life was good with him; I have the fondest memories all with him. I miss you daddy, so very much!
Then there is Mike. My mom’s last husband. He too is a very wonderful man. I’ve never called him dad, but always introduce him as my dad. He and I also have a special bond that can’t seem to be explained. He used to be an avid golfer; a quadruple bypass has taken that away from him. He is a huge race fan, and one of my biggest fans. He and mom were at the track every possible chance they could to see me and cheer me on. I currently can’t get a hold of him either. He and my mom are in Missouri visiting his family and won’t be back till late.
Glenn, Jenn’s dad was also like a father to me. Was always there when Jenn and I got into whatever trouble we managed to get into at the time. And trust me; we were very good at it!! I remember once when I was a child I got my head busted open and Glenn gave me a lighter to bite down on while he surveyed the damaged and tried to get the pieces of asphalt out of the wound. It’s a good thing I’m hard headed! I too miss him, haven’t seen him in what seems like forever. I promise soon, I will get to see the “slice” and visit my “other” parents!
To all my dads, I love you. Each of you in your own special way have touched my life and have a very special place in my heart! Without your guidance I wouldn’t be who I am. I am so very thankful that I was blessed with all of you!!
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| Big News! |
| 06.19.04 (1:06 am) |
I have had an awesome week so far. Been working really hard, making decent money. The best part though.....I have TWO, count em' TWO people interested in my driving abilities. How fucking awesome is that!! You can't fathom how excited I am!!
The first is semi enticing; it’s a friend of an acquaintance situation. The guy seems pretty cool, he’s small time though. Not a lot of money and it’s an import. (no offense to those of you who are import fans, my daily driver is a Toyota) I don’t know a whole lot about import racing. As far as the mechanics are concerned. It’s a totally different set up than I’m used to. It would be a great opportunity though. I doubt that I would have to re-license (mine are currently expired) but I don’t know how fast his car runs. If I did have to re-test for my license, it would be at his expense, which would save me a chunk of cash and it would help me out loads with my second offer.
The second, I can’t really call an offer just yet, but the guy seemed very interested. I have been invited to go spend a day at the races with the whole team. Yes I said Team!! This guy sponsors a Top Fuel Funny Car!!!! For those of you who don’t know what that is, it’s a fast fucking car! It takes a lot of money to sponsor one of these cars. It would be the best opportunity I have ever had. Wish me luck! This is one I’m going to work on for real!!
All this has made me forget about the hell that is my job. Yeah for me! Hehe
Isn’t life grand?!
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| I'm torn |
| 06.16.04 (2:30 pm) |
Should I quit my job and focus on a “real” one? Not to say that waiting tables isn’t a real job. I just mean a 9 to 5 job like I’m used to. I miss the real world. I miss having a set schedule. I miss having weekends off to do what I want. I miss sleeping like a normal human being!!
When I went back to work for the VCC it was “temporary”. Just to help them out till they could find more help. Now I’m the only one they have. It sucks royally! I’m not the type of person to just up and quit either, so I’m torn. It’s starting to interfere with my time with my girl, and that isn’t cool at all! I’ve been in a situation before where I had to quit a job to put my family first. I don’t like being in this situation though. I’m not going to worry about it right now though. I have better things to do!
Like get ready to go down to Jenn’s and spend some time with my “family”. Even though they were just here last night…..
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| Birthday Bash |
| 06.15.04 (7:03 pm) |
I am so exhausted. After working all weekend, and getting no sleep last night. I’m whipped. I had to blog though. Tonight was a good night. We, (Ally, Bethany and myself) threw a “party” for Jenn for her birthday. I say “party” because it wasn’t much of a party. It was just us, Michael (her brother) did stop by long enough to drop off Jenn’s new computer. She’s on her way home now to put it together! She was ready to leave 5 minutes after Michael left, and we hadn’t even cut the cake!! She’s down right giddy! I don’t blame her one bit either. I know how I felt when my new computer came in!! I hope she loves her Dell as much as I love mine!
Moving along, tonight was extremely difficult when it came time to say goodbye. Bethany and I did not have a very good day today. Ally had a blast, we lost count of how many stores we went to. Bethany and I on the other hand shop a lot! She and I have so much fun just going to the grocery store. She and I just had an off day today. She only got to stay one night too, so that didn’t help the situation either.
I’m going to go try and get some sleep. I have to work the rest of the week, so I will try my best to catch up gradually! I feel like I’m missing out…haven’t had enough time to read all my favorite blogs!
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| One more night! |
| 06.13.04 (12:44 pm) |
One more night of work then I'm off till wednesday! Thank god! I'm so tired, and sore. But hey atleast I'm getting excercise right?! lol
Hugs!
btw...my puter is all fixed now! Thanks to no help from anyone...did it all by myself! Yeah for me! hehe
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| I'm sorry |
| 06.11.04 (10:52 pm) |
Just wanted to take a moment and let all you guys know that I'm sorry I haven't blogged, I'm sorry I haven't been able to respond to comments, and I'm sorry for not being able to read all your blogs.
I'm working my ass off for one, the other two people that "work" with me, have decided they no longer want to work...which leaves me as the only waitress there. (yeah...it sucks big time)
I'm also trying desperately to fix my computer. I got another worm, damn the little bastard! If I ever meet a hacker in real life, he's in for it. Big time! I don't understand why some people feel the need to wreak havoc on unsuspecting people! I wasn't doing anything wrong, just tooling around the internet, and BAM, just like that. My shit's all fucked up now! AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!
Love and miss you all!
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| I love presents!! |
| 06.10.04 (11:44 pm) |
My honey is the bestest honey in the whole wide world! After being mad at me for not being sympathetic enough, he brings me a present. Not just any present, but an antique Mickey Mouse stuffed animal. Stands about two and half feet tall. I love him! (both of them…hehe)
If you knew me you would know that I am a Disney fanatic. Not all Disney either, Disneyana. You can look it up on ebay to see what I’m talking about. You can’t walk into my house without seeing something Disney related. I have an absurd amount of happy meal toys, all Disney. Currently residing in a box, because I have no where to put them. Thought about turning them into Christmas ornaments, but haven’t done that yet.
I have one whole wall with framed post cards, all Disney. I have an original movie poster from the release of The Black Cauldron, hanging over my fireplace. (my favorite Disney movie) One of my three bathrooms in my town home is decorated with Disney stuff. Kind of cheesy, but hey that’s me! I have most of the Disney movies. I have a box full of pictures and lithographs that I haven’t even framed yet.
I have already found a spot for my new Mickey, he’s perched on top of some picture (hat) boxes in my living room. He looks so proud sitting in the corner, just like he belongs!
Isn’t life grand!?!
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| Twice...is nice! |
| 06.10.04 (2:54 pm) |
How lucky am I? I get to hang with Jenn twice in one week. There's a bonus too....Bethany will be at her house staying the night with Ally!!
I have to work all weekend, so I won't get to spend it with Bethany. Seems the new girl they hired that wanted to work "as much as possible" is suddenly going out of town. (she won't be back, I can promise you that!) She just doesn't have what it takes to wait tables at the VCC. Most importantly a brain! The girl is not real smart. Oh well, I could use the money! I got alot of Birthdays coming up next week! Yikes! Just within the next week We have 5 birthdays and fathers day. Guess I need to get my ass in gear and get some cards!
I'm a little out of it today...not sleeping really well. That and my honey's mad at me. Seems I'm not sympathetic enough...oops!
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| Strange news |
| 06.09.04 (5:27 am) |
When I first read the title of this on my home page…I fully expected this to be some where around where I live. I live on Greenville Avenue not 5 miles outside of downtown Dallas. It’s a very popular street. You can’t count the bars up and down Greenville.
How stupid can you be? This guy defies the odds!!
ABERDEEN, S.D. - Friday was not the best of days for an unidentified Aberdeen man. Brown County sheriff's deputies arrested the 28-year-old for drunken driving shortly before 4 that afternoon. He was booked at the county jail and released. A couple hours later, authorities got a tip that the same man was driving drunk again. This time when he was pulled over and arrested, he also received a citation for possession of a loaded firearm while intoxicated. And this time, the man was jailed without bond pending the filing of formal charges. Authorities would not release his name but said he lived in a mobile home court southwest of Aberdeen. This came from AP under “strange news”.
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| My new avatar! |
| 06.09.04 (2:49 am) |
=http://jennsabsent.tblog.com'Jenn was kind enough to make me an avatar, what do ya think?
btw...We will be making some BIG changes to my blog, all comments and suggestions are welcome!
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| Bratt Mode! |
| 06.08.04 (2:36 pm) |
Bethany is in bratt mode! I don’t know what happened, but she just had a conniption fit over us not having any Ranch dressing!? Where the hell did my sweet and loving daughter disappear to?
I just thought it was ironic that I just posted about how much fun we had…
Is this an indication of how she’s going to be when she gets older? Does 0 to bratt translate into something worse?
I’m scared…..
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| Flip Flops…. |
| 06.08.04 (1:17 pm) |
Bethany has such a creative mind. While we were shopping at Polka Fest she got the idea to start making her own flip flops. People were selling them from 10 to 15 dollars a pair. It’s not that hard or that expensive to make either. She’s made several pairs, and I have to admit, their really cute! (I’ll get =http://jennsabsent.tblog.comJenn to post a pic of them..)
So, when I picked her up on Sunday we jetted over to the dollar store to get the stuff to make some flip flops. I was gracious enough to volunteer her to make some for Jenn and Ally. We had so much fun digging around bins looking for bandana’s in the colors we needed. It ended up costing about 20 to make 5 pairs.
Little did I know that $20 would bring us so much fun! We sat on the floor in my “dining” room and started our little project. We had a blast…me trying to tell her how to do it, her telling me to stop, she knows what she’s doing and so on. We got two pairs made, so far. For Jenn and Ally, still have 3 more pair to make. I so look forward to it too!! Who would have thought…
Isn’t life grand!?!
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| She asked…I’m just answering! |
| 06.06.04 (8:15 pm) |
Jenn posted this on her blog and I took the bait and thought I would give it a whorl!!
1. Who are you?
Krista or Kris (depending on how long you have known me..)
2. Have we ever met? Yup, bout 27 years ago
3. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Pebbles and you should know why!!
4. Describe me in one word. Amazing
5. What reminds you of me? Everything
6. If you could give me anything, what would it be? Life long bliss. If anyone deserves it, you do!
7. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Not that I can recall….
8. Are you going to put this on your weblog and see what I say about you? Absolutely, I’m a glutton for punishment
9. What do you love like a fat kid loves cake? Sweets, any kind and all kinds!
10. What makes you come back here?
Your wit, and the fact that I love to listen (or in this case read) whatever you have to say!
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| Saturday about the towns… |
| 06.05.04 (9:17 pm) |
I say towns, because I lost count of exactly how many towns I was in, not to mention how many times I was in each town….
Yes it was one of those days. I have literally no sense of direction! Zilch, nada, none whatsoever! I spent 45 minutes today driving around the town I was looking for. I hate that I get lost so easy. I’ve been working on it, and had gotten pretty good at following directions, learned how to actually read a map and everything. Today, I guess I was just having one hell of “a blonde moment”!!! Serves me right for all the dumb blonde jokes huh? As a superstitious person, I will never again have another “dumb’ blonde joke on my blog!! You laugh, but I’m serious, I’m even considering deleting that previous post!!
After driving around in circles for 45 minutes, I got my bearings. Glad to finally be on the right way, I was a little sad. For two and a half hours I had been having the best conversation with =http://jennsabsent.tblog.comJenn, talking about absolutely nothing in particular. Just our lives now, some of the men in our past, and how truly wonderful our lives have become. Our wonderful mothers and how much we love and appreciate them. It was such a wonderful talk. We laughed, we cringed and came real close to crying. It was fanfuckingtastic!! I loved every minute of it. The frustration finally subsided after we got back on the road home.
The absolute best part was when we got to =http://jennsabsent.tblog.comJenn’s house. We pull in to the driveway and I see that my car has been washed! My car is white!! I honestly can not remember how long it’s been since my car has been washed. I just signed my third 12 month lease on my apartment and I can only recall washing my car twice, since I moved here. Currently my AC isn’t working in my car and Chris was such the gentleman by letting us take his truck on our little excursion all over West Texas!! (Literally, did I mention we got lost three times for about 45 minutes? lol) While we were gallivanting around, he had taken the liberty and washed my car. Even vacuumed and cleaned the interior. It was truly a lovely way to end the day! Made the ride home bearable after the past few grueling hours on the road.
When =http://jennsabsent.tblog.comJenn got married (almost 10 years ago! You go girl!) I never worried about loosing her. Nothing could come between us. I never in a million years though thought that I would meet my 2nd best friend. C and I didn’t always get along. We’ve never really had any “moments”, but we always seemed to have a bit of a distance between us. Recently they have had some trying times. I tried my best to be there for =http://jennsabsent.tblog.comJenn as much as I could, and had to push C away in the process. Throughout these times, he never pressured me, never “tested” me, and never put me in the middle. He was a complete Gentleman. Fate took hold and made all that was bad go away, and he was there. Without doubt, without falter, he was there for her and he loves her. In a way I can only dream of being loved. I’ve never taken the time to thank him for being so understanding. I’m so very thankful =http://jennsabsent.tblog.comJenn has you, and that I have had the chance to have you as a friend. You are a wonderful and giving human being. Thank you, so very much!
p.s. You rock!
Isn’t life grand!?!
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| Dumb Blonde Jokes |
| 06.03.04 (9:40 pm) |
As a blonde, I’ve heard just about every dumb blonde joke there is. For some reason people seem to think that just because I’m a blonde, I want to hear them. Doesn’t really bother me, I consider myself the exception to the rule. No, not all blondes are dumb. I do have my moments though…I’m notorious for having “blonde moments”. (Hence the title of my blog!) I once even had a boyfriend that thought it would be really funny to buy me a book of blonde jokes for Christmas.
Well, again tonight I heard yet another blonde joke, which prompted me to write this post. Any of you got any dumb blonde jokes? Here are just a few to get the ball rolling…
Do you know how to confuse a blonde? Give her a bag of M&M’s and tell her to put them in alphabetical order.
Do you know why blondes’ where panties? So they have something to keep their ankles warm.
Do you know why blondes where hoop earrings? So they have some place to rest their ankles.
Do you know how a blonde turns the light on after having sex? She opens the car door.
Do you know what you call a brunette and three blondes standing on the corner? Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks. (This is a take off of an old pizza hut promo)
I could go on…but I’ll stop, for now!!
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| Aerosmith Rocks!! |
| 06.03.04 (11:26 am) |
That was by far the best concert I have ever been too!! Tyler has a stage present that rivals all in my book! We had bad storms too, but it didn’t dampen our time. Those that had lawn seats were hating life I’m sure, but we were lovin every minute of it! We had seats and were covered for the most part. Luckily by the time the concert was over the rain had stopped just long enough for us to get in the car! I being the one that was sober got to drive home. We got there like 3 hours early so we had prime parking. Took us all of about 5 minutes to get out and on the road again. I’m not one for buying concert t-shirts, but had to get one to remember this night. We had so much fun! There was 9 of us in all that went, and Billy’s family is a lot of fun. They drink a lot, and his Aunt which I don’t care much for was on her best behavior. I can’t even begin to describe how much fun it really was!!
Tonight it’s back to the grind. Gotta work! Yuck! I’m so tired too. The cable guy was nice enough to wake me up to tell me my cable was out so I can’t go back to sleep now. On the up side, Jen’s home so I get to sit and chat with her! Yeah!!
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| What a weekend!! |
| 06.01.04 (10:06 pm) |
This weekend was awesome!! I had so much fun!
The Polka Festival was a blast. Had so much fun hanging out with my family. Didn't take near as many pictures as I had hoped; there was just so much to do and so little time. The parade was great. My youngest niece, Crystal won the Little Miss La Petite pageant and was in the parade as well. She looked so cute in her little tiara. Bethany was so thrilled to see me. (I didn't get there till after she had left to get on her float.) We had so much fun, spent entirely too much money too!
Sunday and Monday we spent with Billy's family. Good times and good food!! Nothing special just hung out and chatted and ate way too much.
Tuesday was relax day. We just laid around the house and watched movies. I took Bethany home for her Karate class. Got stuck at Jen's in a horrible storm. Billy had to work and the electricity went out at the bar at 8:30, still not back on. Chris and I had fun just hanging out talking. Jen stayed in Palestine with the kids at her mom’s house. She won't be home till this weekend. I miss her so much; it was nice hanging out with Chris though!!
I'm pooped! This weekend wore me out completely. Exciting news though, I have tickets to the Aerosmith concert tomorrow night. Can't wait for that. Were supposed to have another round of bad storms though. Hopefully they won't hit till after the concert!
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