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| 09.29.04 (4:15 pm) |
I got this via email...and thought it was amusing!! Had to share!!
Here is a piece written by Andy Rooney - CBS 60 Minutes.
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.
Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.
A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.
A woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage...
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posted by: Paintedbat
post date: 09.29.04 (9:57 pm)
lol I'm not over 30
posted by: uniquelaughter
post date: 09.30.04 (1:21 am)
*grins*
posted by: Daisymae
post date: 09.30.04 (1:24 am)
Reply to: aliciarose
First time for me...I thought it was cute!
posted by: Daisymae
post date: 09.30.04 (1:25 am)
Reply to: Paintedbat
Age and maturity can differ greatly!
posted by: Dariana
post date: 09.30.04 (3:18 am)
Since I am over 30, lol............I love it!
posted by: islandArtist
post date: 09.30.04 (1:05 pm)
HOly crap that is the best thing I've read for AGES. the last paragraph is worthy of a tatoo somewhere.
posted by: Daisymae
post date: 09.30.04 (4:04 pm)
Reply to: Dariana
Cool...glad you enjoyed it!! lol
posted by: Daisymae
post date: 09.30.04 (4:05 pm)
Reply to: islandArtist
hehehehe, I thought it was cute...makes me feel good! I've been loving my 30's!!
posted by: almsthvn
post date: 09.30.04 (10:48 pm)
me either, as I get closer to 30... what? Oh yeah. 42. (rolls eyes)
posted by: aniTina
post date: 10.02.04 (10:01 am)
Cute post... I am quickly approaching 30 in May... :-)
posted by: lindy
post date: 10.02.04 (3:02 pm)
Oh ho ho hoooooo. What a gem. This is my first time seeing this and it ROCKS. It is so true too! Man, I'm loving my 30s. The youth of your 20s is so overrated. I'm just now starting to really have fun! Wow. I wonder what my 40s will be like. I am excited for what will come. :)
posted by: Daisymae
post date: 10.02.04 (9:36 pm)
Reply to: almsthvn
hehehehehehe
posted by: Daisymae
post date: 10.02.04 (9:36 pm)
Reply to: aniTina
It really is a blast!
posted by: Daisymae
post date: 10.02.04 (9:38 pm)
Reply to: lindy
Life just gets better with each passing year!!
posted by: Saint027
post date: 10.04.04 (8:21 am)
This is SOOOOOO true. I don't think I could ever date a women who isn't like this again. Age is just a number, its the maturity I'm after.
Hope you don't mind, but I stole this and put it on my blog. Luv ya!!
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